Lifetime low point this lunchtime (beats previous baby related low points hands down).
Baby related low points were:
- having my hand poo'd in, whilst changing a nappy
- clutching projectile vomiting baby to chest and creating a cocoon with my body to collect vomit so it didn't ruin sofa and newly cleaned carpet. Whilst shrieking to husband 'Go and get two towels and turn the bath on'.
Anyway, enough of those dark experiences...
This lunchtime, due to some inept backwards throwing of a Frisbee on my part - My dog went ploughing into a bank of long grass and got covered from head to toe in sharp grass seeds. In fact so much that her ears were pinned to the top of her head by it.
Have just had her in bath (it's easiest to get grass seed out when she's wet) and even had to give her a brazillian.
#fml!
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